He butters it, and decides to put some honey on, too. The little girl never had it before, but she liked it - and asked her dad what it was.
He says, "I'll give you a hint - it's what your mother calls me all the time."
Just then, the wife walks in, and the little girl exclaims to her, "Mom! We're eating toast with Asshole!"
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