A father walks into his sons room and as how he did on his exam and his son replies "My first one is tomorrow"
Dad: "Okay, I'm going to ask you again tomorrow and if you don't do good, I'm not your father any more"
The next day the father asks again, "how was your exam?"
The son replies, "who are you?"
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