A dad and his 4 year old son are walking through the park.
While on their stroll they see two dogs humping by a tree
The son looks at his dad and asks, "Daddy? What are those two dogs doing?" The dad pauses for a minute and responds, "Well, you see, they are...uh...making a puppy." The son understands and they continue on their walk.
That night there is a big thunderstorm. The kid gets scared and runs into his parents room. When he walks in, his parents are getting it on. The son asks, "Daddy? What are you and Mommy doing?". The parents caught off guard stop, and the Dad sits up on the side of the bed and says, "You see, Son, your mom and I are uh...making you a little brother."
The 4 year old exclaims, "Well turn her over! I want a puppy!"
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