"Dad, what's the difference between a real world an an imaginary world?"
"I'll let you know," says the father, but first bring your sister here. The sister promptly arrives, and the father asks: "So, my darling girl, I'm going to ask you a very personal question but you must promise to answer honestly. If a stranger were to offer you 1 million USD, would you sleep with him?" The boy's sister is slightly embarrassed but honestly says yes.
"Okay, now bring your mother over here," the father tells his son. She promptly arrives, and he asks, "My dear wife, if a stranger were to offer you 1 million USD, would you sleep with him? You must give an honest answer." The mother is significantly embarrassed, but eventually says yes.
"Now, please bring your grandfather for the final test." The boy fetches his grandfather, and the father proceeds to ask a similar question, "if a stranger were to offer you 1 million USD, would you let him sodomise you?" The grandfather says no, but after some negotiations, honestly says he'd do it for 3 million USD.
"You see, son?" asks the father, "if we were living in an imaginary world, we'd already have 5 million USD - but in the real world all we have are two dirty whores and one old faggot."
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