A cucumber and penis were arguing one day

About who has a tougher life. The cucumber was like "no way your life is worse than mine- people wait until I get fat and juicy and stick me in a jar of vinegar until I pickle then eat me up." The penis looks at him like: "oh,really? That's NOTHING! When I get fat and juicy they put a tarp over my head lock me in a dark room and beat the crap out of me until I throw up."

Can't remember where I got this one- but it's been in the ole noggin for years now... wonder off I could've used that space for something more productive....?.... naaah

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