were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said "Man my life sucks! Whenever I get big, fat and juicy someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says "You think you have it bad! Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, sticks me in a jar and hides me for months."
The penis glared at them both and said
"You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy they put a rubber trap over my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out !"
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