A sexy young woman walks over and kisses the man deeply.
She says she will see him later, after they leave the restaurant. The wife is furious demanding to know who she is.
-So tell me who was she?
-who, her? Oh that's my mistress.
-oh that's it I want a divorce!
He says:I understand your Reaction but, if we divorce that means no more vacations, shopping, or winter vacations on the beach; but I respect your decision.
One of the couple friends walks over to join a woman at the bar. The wife asked who she is. The husband answers, that his mistress.
-well ours is prettier.
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