There was a social night planned at an old folks home. There was dancing, a punch bowl, snacks, etc... It was a pretty tame event.
Two of the residents, an elderly man and elderly woman were bored and decided that they needed more excitement so they snuck off to a utility closet so they could fool around.
As they were undressing, the woman wanted to warn the man that she had mild heart condition. She said "I feel the need to tell you that I have acute Angina."
The man says with relief "That's good, because those are the ugliest boobs I've ever seen."
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