when they are challenging eachother in small games of wit. Its the mans turn, so he asks his fiance, "Tell me one thing that will make me happy and make me sad at the same time."
His fiance thinks for a moment, and says, "You win.".
The man teases "You surely couldn't be stumped that easy, you havent even tried.".
His fiance responds, "I don't have to try."
The man somewhat perplexed, "And why is that?"
His fiance almost smugly replies, "Because you have a bigger dick than your brother."
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