the officer says mrs. do you know how fast you were going when he notices a small glare coming from the open glove compartment. then the officer says ma'am are you carrying any weapons with you today. the old women says yes, i have a glock in the glove compartment, a 45 under the seat and a 22 caliber pistol in my purse. the officer then precedes to ask what she is afraid of. the innocent old lady says "not a damn thing".
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