He approached the car. "License and registration, please."
The elderly lady handed the officer the requested documents, along with her firearms carry permit. The officer, on seeing the permit, asked the woman if she had any guns with her.
"Why yes. I've got a Smith & Wesson revolver in my purse, a Glock in the center console, a Walther PPS in the glove compartment, a shotgun behind the seat, and two AR-15's in the trunk."
The officer, slightly taken aback at her reply, said "Wow, what do you need all those for? What are you so scared of?"
The elderly lady replied, "Not a damn thing."
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