A conversation between a father and his son.

Youngest Son: "Dad, what's the difference
between 'hypothetically' and 'reality'?"

The father turns to his wife and asks, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million?"

The wife replies, "Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity."

Then the father asks his daughter, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 Million?"

The daughter says, "Yes, he's my fantasy. "

The father then asks his elder son: " would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million?"

The elder son replies, "Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!"

Father turns to his younger son: "You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionaires but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay bastard!"