A construction site foreman gave out the daily assignments and made his first round of the site. He was surprised to see Daniel Wiggle, a veteran worker with a CDL (commercial drivers license) with the menial task of holding a stop sign at the entrance. The worker suggested that there may have been some confusion, as a new hire with the exact same name had just been hired. The foreman, realizing his mistake, exclaimed, "I gave the wrong Dan Wiggle the forklift!"
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