A confused couch asks Kevin Spacey...

["What color am I?"](http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzA1LzA2L2JhL2tldmluc3BhY2V5LmM2ZmQ0LmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/400be200/144/kevin-spacey-house-of-cards-now.jpg)

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