A cocky motorcyclist walks into a bar and sees a depressed man all by his lonesome staring at a beer. Nonchalantly, the motorcyclist strides up to the man and quickly drinks the beer, before putting the empty glass down and letting go of a belch. The man bursts into tears, which baffles the motorcyclist.
''Relax, if that beer meant so much to you I'll buy you another'' he says. The man tearfully looks at him and replies ''it's not the beer I'm upset about, it's the fact that I can't afford any more liquid poison''
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