When suddenly there's a huge crash and there are no survivors. All the nuns ascend to Heaven, where they are told by St. Peter to stand in a line to go through.
"Hello ladies, I'm sorry but before you go through there's a slight formality. Sister Anne, please come forward. Have you ever touched a penis?"
"I think I touched one once."
Ok he says, place your finger in the holy water. She does this and gets into heaven.
"Sister June, have you ever touched a penis?"
"I held one in my hand for a while."
Places hand in the water and she gets past the gate.
All of a sudden there is a huge commosion at the back of the queue as a huge nun runs forward, barreling all the rest out the way.
"If you think I'm gargling that after Sister Mary's had her arse in it you can guess again!"
Edit: Fixed the end.
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