(Translated from French. I always found the nationalism amusing that the French and Belgians use each other as the butt of jokes - sorry for any Belgians here that are offended, I'll raise a Belgian beer in your name later on!)
Two Belgians were in a delivery truck driving through France. They come upon a bridge with low clearance.
"Hey Lou-Lou, get out and check the markings."
Lou-Lou gets out of the truck, sees that the bridge is marked "3m" and the truck is marked "3.2m" for its height. He takes a sneaky look around and then gets back into the truck.
"So? What does it say?" asked the driver.
"Don't worry, we can go - there are no cops around!"
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