And asks, - Do you believe in miracles?
Nope - the Atheist answers.
The Christian reasons with him - But if a person falls from a building and survives, wouldn't that be a miracle?
No. It's just a coincidence - the Atheist rebuts.
But if that person falls from the building again and survives, wouldn't THAT be a miracle? - the Christian pleads.
Nope. It's all just a coincidence - the Atheist insists.
Okay! If that person falls from the building a third time and survives, wouldn't THAT be A miracle? - the Christian angrily exclaims.
The Atheist responded - Well if it happens a third time, then that's just a bad habit.
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