A Christian walks out of a church after a confession and goes over to the bus stop, where an atheist is already waiting for the bus. When the bus comes, they both get on and leave. The atheist is travelling to a secular charity convention, while the Christian is a rapist and child-killer whom just broke out of maximum security prison, and is now travelling to the border so he can leave the country. However partway through the trip the bus skids and hits a fuel truck, causing an explosion and killing everyone on the bus.
The Christian and atheist appear in heaven before St. Peter who asks them to explain themselves.
The atheist is awestruck by the existence of the afterlife and is speechless.
The Christian says "I'm a Christian, and I just had a confession!"
"Very well then" says St. Peter, and snaps his fingers. The Christian then goes to heaven, where he lives out the rest of time in luxury with the angels, while the atheist is grabbed by a hand that breaks through the clouds of heaven, and is dragged down to hell where he is tortured and violated for all eternity.
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