With his sight failing, he turns to the doctor and asks is his wife there?
The doctor assures him she is.
"And my sons, my beautiful sons, are they here?"
"They are."
"What about my sister?"
Consoling the poor man, the doctor tells him:"Don't worry, she's here, along with your brother in law, and all the rest of your family, you can die in peace."
With his last breath, the old Chinese man, struggling to make his voice heard says:
"If everyone is here, then who the fuck is minding the shop?".
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