A Chinese man is feeling sick.

He calls into work and tells his boss he is feeling ill and won't be able to make it in today.

"When I am feeling down, I go to my house and sleep with my wife. It always makes me feel better," the boss says.

"Ok I will do same,". The Chinese man says.

Later that day, the boss gets a call. ". I did what you ask. I feel lot better now."

"Good," the boss replies.

"By the way, your house is very nice." The Chinese man said.

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