A chinese man, indian man, and an american man are on a boat...

...A water god appears and tells each one to sacrifice something they have too much of in their respective country, or else he'll sink the boat. The chinese man throws some rice, saying, "I have too many of these in my country." The indian man throws some coal, saying, "I have too many of these in my country." The american man throws the chinese man, saying, "I have too many of these in my country."

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