A Chinese man dies and leaves behind his wife...

She absolutely refuses to accept his death and travels far and wide to find someone who can bring him back from the dead.

Finally she finds someone who can do it and his lifeless body is once again living and breathing. She says "Honey I couldn't let you go."


He sighs deeply and says "Unbereaveable."

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note: be·reave /biˈrēv/: Be deprived of a loved one through a profound absence, esp. due to the loved one's death: "the year after they had been bereaved".

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