A Chinese man and a Jew are having a conversation.

All of a sudden the Jew punches the Chinese man.

"What was that for?" said the Chinese man.

"Pearl Harbor," said the Jew.

"That was the Japanese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

So they continue on their conversation when the Chinese man kung-fu's the living shit out of the Jew.

"What was that for?" said the Jew.

"The sinking of the *Titanic!*" said the Chinese man.

"That was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

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