A Chinese guy is shipwrecked on a deserted island when he finds a genie in a lamp.

A Chinese guy is shipwrecked on a deserted island when he finds a genie in a lamp. The genie says 'I will grant you three wishes. But before I do, I should tell you, the last person to find me was Japanese, and he wished that everything the next person wishes for, all Japanese people get double.

The Chinese guy thinks carefully then says no problem.

"First of all, I wish that tomorrow morning I wake up back home safe and sound with my family."

"Ok," says the Genie, "Well then every Japanese person will wake up back home safe and sound with their family for the next 2 days, then."

"Secondly, I wish that I have 1 billion RMB in my bank account."

"Ok," says the Genie, "Well then every Japanese person will have 2 billion RMB in their bank account."

"Finally," says the man, "My father died of kidney failure when I was very young."

"Wait you want to bring him back to life? I can't do that, most Japanese people don't have 2 dead fathers..."

"No," says the man, "I just want to donate one of my kidneys to someone in need in his honor."