The 3 fans are sitting at the bar when suddenly, a genie comes out of a bottle of vodka the bartender opens.
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The genie says to the bartender: "Congratulations, you have released me from my prison, and to repay you for that, I shall allow you to make 3 wishes your heart most desires and make them come true." The bartender faints from the sheer sight of a real genie in his bar.
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Seeing this, the genie says: "Well, it looks like he's not waking up. You three gentlemen are the only here, so you'll have to split the wishes to 1 each. What do your hearts most desire?"
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The Chicago Bears' fan says: "I want all Minnesota Vikings' fans were shot and thrown out of a bridge."
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The Minnesota Vikings' fan says: "Oh yeah, well I want all Chicago Bears' fans were lynched and choked to death."
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They kept battling each other, throwing one insult after another. Meanwhile, the genie turned to the Detroit Lions' fan and asks the same question: "What do you wish for ?"
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The 3rd fan says: "Me? I want a cup of coffee."
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