A cheerio named tom

So there’s this cheerio named Tom who finally got hired by the company of his dreams and wakes up and rides the bus to work every day. Soon enough he gets a promotion for his hard work and notices a new girl on his floor named Janet. This girl is the girl of his dreams and all he wants to do is ask her on a date. After about a month or two he gets the courage but when he asks Janet to dinner, she says sorry I only date frosted cheerios. He becomes depressed and decides to put all his effort into work. One day his boss calls him into his office and says “Tom, congrats you got a promotion!” Tom then has an idea and asks his boss that instead of taking a promotion, can the boss pay for Tom to get frosted, after some thinking and allocating finances, the boss says fine, but we can only half frost you at this time. Tom says fine and goes and gets the procedure done. He goes up to Janet the next day and asks her on a date, she immediately replies, no Tom I only date fully frosted cheerios. Tom then works harder than ever before to get his new promotion so he can get fully frosted. Finally that day comes, he passes the promotion, gets the procedure done and cannot wait until the next day to ask Janet out. The next day he asks Janet to the company banquet that night and after seeing the new Tom she is impressed and says “of course.” At the banquet that night, being polite, he asks Janet if he could get her anything to drink, she says “Um, yah if you could get me some milk that would be amazing.” So Tom goes and waits in the line for milk for almost a half hour and when he finally gets to the front, they’re all out of milk. He shamefully walks back to Janet and says “they ran out of milk can I get you anything else?” She says sure, why don’t you go over to the keg and get us some beer. Seeing where this was going Tom goes over to the keg, but this time the line is twice as long. Knowing he can’t go back empty handed again, he waits on the line but when it gets to be his turn, the keg is tapped. He goes back empty handed again to Janet; he says “I’m so sorry but they’re out of beer too.” She then replies “it’s fine I guess, then can you just get me some punch.” He says sure and walks around the entire place looking for the punch, and he can’t find it anywhere, just then he sees Janet walking out of the banquet with another frosted cheerio and he realizes there was no punch line.