A charity worker stopped me outside the supermarket today and said, "I'm collecting for the starving children in Africa."
"Oh, right," I said, slipping a few coins into her tin. "There you go."
She smiled and said, "Thanks, but they were chocolate coins."
"I know," I replied. "Are those fucking kids hungry or not?"
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