A Catholic priest and an Orthodox priest walk into a bar

They sit at a table, have a few drinks, share a few laughs and then the mood suddenly gets serious.

You know John, said the orthodox priest, I wish I could divorce my wife, I can never have kids with her.

Don't fret Yannis! Tis No reason to be gloom.

I can never have kids either, but that doesn't stop me.

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