The melon asks the bartender
"can I have a glass of water?".
The bartender, scared and confused as to how he is seeing 3 walking and talking fruit and veg, whips out his cock and starts to gently rub it.
"Excuse me sir, that's a mighty large pipe you got yourself!" Says the Carrot.
"Oh this lil thang?", the bartender moans, "my papa showed me how to use it right......mee hoy minoy".
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