The carpenter spies the young apprentice pulling nails from a box to hammer into the fence. He pulls a nail out, looks at it, and hammers it in. He takes another nail out, looks at it, and throws it away over his shoulder. He takes the next nail out, examines it, throws it away. Takes another nail, hammers it in.
The carpenter goes over and says, "what the hell are you doing, getting rid of those nails?"
"these nails are messed up, boss! half of them have the heads on the wrong end of the nail!"
"you idiot!" screams the boss. "those nails are for the other side of the fence!"
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