”Man, am I scared!” confided Paddy to Seamus, looking furtively around the pub. ”I just got a card from a guy saying that he would shoot me if I did not stay away from his wife.”
”Well, stay away from his wife,” advised Seamus, ”and you have got no problem.”
”How can I?” moaned Paddy, ”he did not sign his name.”
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