A Canadian, and American and an Arab....

A Canadian an American and an Arab are on a plane. everyone is minding their own business when all of a sudden the pilot comes on PA and announces that the plane is too heavy and each person needs to drop one item from the plane to regain balance.
The three look at each other, shrug and proceed to throwing things out the window. The canadian throws out a container of Poutine, the american throws out a gun and the Arab throws out a bomb. The pilot comes on the PA and says "Thank you for your cooperation, we have returned to proper readings."

After they land, they go their separate ways. As the Canadian is walking, he sees a crying boy eating something. he walks up to him and asks "why are you crying little boy?" The boy responds "Me and my mommy were walking down the street and a box of poutine landed on and killed her!"....The american was walking through the park and he sees a little girl crying on a bench. He asks "Why are you crying little girl?" She responds "Me and my daddy were playing in the park and a gun fell on his head and he died!"
Finally an arab was walking down a street and he sees a boy LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. he asks "Why are you laughing so hard?" The boy responds "I farted and my house blew up!"