The New Yorker says, "Where I come from, you can just walk up to a girl, buy her a drink, and you can stick your dick in her."
The Californian says, "Where I come from, you can just walk up to a girl and say Hi, and she'll let you stick your dick in her."
The Texan says, "Where I come from, you stick your dick in a woman, and then you walk up to her."
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