The businessman says, "Why don't you get a job so that you can live comfortably like me? I have cable TV, internet access, and even a gym membership. I work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week so that I can pay for all my expenses and I'm pretty happy with my life."
The homeless man says, "I can't find a job anywhere, but I've come up with a better idea. Watch, in a few days I'll have everything you have."
A few days later, the businessman is watching the news when he sees that the homeless man had attempted to rob a bank, and had been convicted. He drives down to the prison to visit the homeless man. The homeless man walks to the glass in an orange prison jumpsuit and sits in front of the businessman.
Talking through a phone to the homeless man, the businessman says, "Why would you do something so stupid? Did you really think you would get away with it?"
The homeless man smiles. "I knew I wouldn't get away with it, which is why I did it. Now I have cable TV, internet access, and even a gym membership. And the best part? I don't have to work, and it's all free."
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