...and calls out to his wife. Hearing no answer, the businessman thinks that she must be out, and decides to go to his room to unpack and wait for her. However, when he reaches his room and opens his wardrobe, he discovers his wife inside, barely clothed. Suddenly, a naked man bursts out from behind the curtains of the window to the wardrobe's left, screaming, "It's me, John Lawrence, the serial rapist from the news!" and runs out the door. A moment after, another man bursts out from under the bed, saying, "It's the esteemed police detective George Masterson, here to finally catch John Lawrence! Have you seen where he went?" Confused, the businessman gestures towards the door. "Alright!" says the man, "We'll catch him! SWAT team, follow me!"
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