A bus full of ugly people crash on the side of the road...

...all of them die.

God, being the gracious being he is, decides to give them all one wish before he lets them into heaven.

Down the line they go:
"I wish I was beautiful."
"I wish I was handsome."
"I wish I was attractive."
....
This goes on for a while.

Finally, God comes to the last man. He's been snickering to himself the entire time in line.

God says, "Now sir, what do you wish for?"

Without missing a beat he replies...


"Make em' all ugly again."

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