”Some young man is trying to get into my room through the window,” screamed old Mrs. Kleinman into the telephone.
”Sorry, lady,” came back the answer, ”you’ve got the fire department. What you want is the police department.”
”No, no,” she pleaded, ”I want the fire department. What he needs is a longer ladder!”
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