A Buddhist Monk, a Rabbi, and a Priest and some African orphans are on a plane, as part of a joint mission to find the orphans a better home in wealthier parts of the world.
The plane starts crashing.
The monk says: "We must find a way to save as many children as we can!"
The rabbi says: "Fuck the children!"
The priest says: "Do we have time?"
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