The friend produces a packet of cigarettes and promptly begins to light one up.
The Brit grabs the cigarette throws it to the floor and stamps it out. “Are you insane”, asked the Brit, “don’t you know how insane the health laws in this country are?”
“What do you mean?” asked his friend.
“Well”, replied the Brit “I asked the boss if I could pop out to smoke a fag, and he replied, it’s fine by me but if you get caught its 25 to life.!!
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