the first night getting ready to consummate the marriage the bride starts to undo her new husbands clothes.
She starts by taking of his shoes and socks. To her surprise, she sees that his toes all mangled and gnarly, and asks 'Good heavens what is wrong with your toes?!'
The Groom explains, 'Well, when I was 3 I came down with Toe-lio which left them this way.'
Content with this answer the Bride continues to undress him and takes off his pants. Again shocked when she see's his knees bent and crooked. "What is wrong with your knees?!"
"well", the Groom replies "When I was 6 I contracted the Kneesles and was cursed with these bad knees".
The Bride loves her husband very much and looks past it. She continues on and removes his briefs. Unfazed this time, "Let me guess, Small Cox?"
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