A bra and a pair of jumper leads walk into a bar...

they walk up to the bar and the bra says to the barman "Two beers here thanks" But the barman looks at the jumper leads and says to the bra "I'm not serving you two", "Why not?!" asks the bra, and the barman responds "You're off your tits, and he looks like he's gonna start something."

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