and asked him: "Jesus, do you love me?"
Jesus replied: "Yes my child, I love you as I love all of God's children."
The boy asked: "How much do you love me?"
Jesus told him: "My son, I love you this much," and he stretched his arms out as wide as he could, and then he died.
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