"why are you so sad" she asked
"I have no friends" said the boy
"then get a facebook account" she said. " ok" said the boy. the next day she walked by the crying boy again and asked, "why are you sad?" the boy replies by saying, "facebook said I couldn't be in a relationship with myself"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.