Mom? Am I more black or more jewish. The mother, being jewish, said she didn't know and he should go ask his father. Dad? Am I more black or more jewish. Well, said the dad. I think you are about half and half. Why do you ask. Well, little jimmy down the street wants to sell his bike. I don't know whether I should just jew him down on the price. Or rip the mother fucker off.
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