He runs to his dad and yells, "Dad, it's my birthday! Guess how old I am!" Playing along, the boy's father asks,"How old are you?" The boys yells, "I'm 11!" He then runs out of the room.
Next, the boy runs to his grandma and yells,"Grandma, it's my birthday! Guess how old I am!" Grandma calmly says, "Come here." And the boy slowly approached.
The grandma takes her old, frail, white hand and sticks it in the boys underpants. After a few minutes of reaching and fondling, Grandma says, "You're 11."
The boy says, "Wow, how did you know?". Grandma responds, "I heard you tell your father."
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