he said "hey grandfather can i smoke that cigar" the grandfather said "can your pecker touch your butt?" the kid said "no". "well you cant have this". later the kid saw his grandfather drinking beer, he asked "can i drink that beer?", "can your pecker touch your butt?" "no" "then you cant have this!"..the next day the kid's grandmother make him some cookies, so he sat on the porch and ate the cookies. the grandfather went up to the kid and said "can i have some of those cookies?" the kid asked "can your pecker touch your butt?" "why yes it can" "THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF BECAUSE GRANDMA MADE THESE COOKIES FOR ME"
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