Once a long time ago there lived a boy named Nate. Nate lived is a small town that was across a ne'er traveled dirt road from a giant lever. No one in Nates village knew would tell him what this lever did with fear or scaring the young boy, all Nate was ever told, was to never, ever touch that lever. For if this lever was pulled, the entire world will end.
Nate wondered day after day what this giant lever would do, and would often sit on the side of the road staring at it and wondering why this lever was so forbidden. Finally after years of curiosity overtook Nate, he got up and went to cross the road. For the first time in year a man road a carriage of horses down this road, Nate didn't notice them as he was fixated on the lever. The horses trampled Nate to death, and left him dead on the road.
Moral of the story: Better Nate than Lever.
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