As they are walking along the edge, the mother and father begin to argue. As the argument becomes heated the boy's mother slaps the father and enraged the father pushes the mom. The mother loses her footing and falls over the canyon edge to here death.
Realizing what that he had just killed his wife, the father immediately jumps over after her, also falling to his death. The boy left alone manages to make his was back to the main road. As he is walking along the main road crying and in shock, a motorcyclist riding by stops.
"What's wrong kid, and why are you walking here all alone?" The biker ask.
Crying and choking up the child says,"I was at the Grand Ca-Canyon, and my dad pushed my m-m-mom and then my d-d-dad jumped, and they're dead, and I'm scared."
The biker begins to pull down his pants and says, "kid this just ain't your day."
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