A boy has to write a term paper on the difference between theory and reality...

So he walks into the living room and explains what he needs to write and says, "Dad, so what's the difference." His dad says, "I could tell you the difference, but I think you would learn better from a real world example. Go into the kitchen and ask your mother if she would sleep with another man for $10,000,000.00." The boy goes into the kitchen and asks his mother this question. She replies, "I love your father very much, but with a million dollars we could both retire and never have to work again. Your father works very hard to support us and I think this would be a great thing I could do for us." The boy returns to his father and relays the answer. His dad says, "Go upstairs and ask the same question to your sister." The boy goes upstairs and and asks his sister the question. She replies, "I love my boyfriend a whole lot, but with that much money, our college would all be paid for, we could buy a house, and have a huge nest egg to support us and our future children." The boy comes back and relays the answer. His father smiles and said, "There you have it, theory and reality." The boy shrugs and says, "I don't understand." The dad says, "In theory we are $20,000,000.00 richer, in reality we live with a couple of sluts."